In 65 essays, Chuck Holmes presents his views on a wide variety of subjects, from politics to why the Parable wasn't called The Good Jew instead of the Good Samaritan. He discovers that life can be summed up—however imperfectly—in four phrases and why it's probably a bad idea for the deceased to deliver his own eulogy. Sometimes serious, sometimes thoughtful, and sometimes laugh-out-loud funny, the short essays leave the reader with something to ponder.


Contents

Introduction  

More Than Just Cellular          

One Fine Sunday Afternoon 

A Long Way from Benson 

My Brush with Homogeneity 

Midday Delights  

In Times of Sadness 

Mother's Day 

Godspeed, Scoote 

Penance Where Penance Is Due 

Of Church and State

The Pastor Protection Act 

Is veracity overrated? 

The War on Christianity?

Trivializing Important Matters 

Does it gotta be this or that?

Outraged over Outrage

Papa 

More than a Label.

Meet Joe

Rage is the new black 

In Praise of Old People 

Holo Graphic, Batman. It’s the Dead Guy Talking

Why indeed? 

Just how good was the Samaritan? 

Bang! Bang! We’re dead

Fear not! Say what?

Age is…

From Church Street to Main Street

As Needed When Needed 

Earning a Valentine

A Life in Four Phrases

Slogan Substitution

Not Under My Bed Or In My Closet 

Looking for God in All the Big Places 

So this is how history is written

Why Some Humans Are Luckier Than Tortoises

What makes a man?

For Richer or What???

Living in an Alternate Reality

What makes good art? 

To Stand or To Sit 

The Debasement of Important Words 

The Benefits of Low Expectations 

The Many and Signal Favors of Almighty God

About Walking a Mile in Another’s Shoes

Have yourself a Merry. 

Cowardly Christians 

Fear doth make cowards of us all.

Staring into the Abyss

Racial Attitudes in the Post-Acceptance Era 

The Party of Pangloss 

Ghost Stories 

Once Upon a Time in America 

Credit Where Credit is Due 

Those who can, teach. 




When Knowledge Exceeds Wisdom

Living in a Single Dimension

Falling into the Great Divide 

Shakespeare Made Real 

Betsy DeVos gives me hope

Why the Gun Rights People Should Fear the Children 

Happy Mother’s Day

Father’s Day in Perspective

Won’t You Be My Neighbor?

Civility and Its Tragic Death 

Our Peculiar Institution 

This is what we’ve come to.

The Sadness that We Have Become 

Living by the Rule of Caesar 

What We Treasure Most  

Slogan Substitution

Not Under My Bed Or In My Closet 

Looking for God in All the Big Places 

So this is how history is written

Why Some Humans Are Luckier Than Tortoises

What makes a man?

For Richer or What???

Living in an Alternate Reality

What makes good art? 

To Stand or To Sit 

The Debasement of Important Words 

The Benefits of Low Expectations 

The Many and Signal Favors of Almighty God

About Walking a Mile in Another’s Shoes

Have yourself a Merry. 

Cowardly Christians 

Fear doth make cowards of us all.

Staring into the Abyss

Racial Attitudes in the Post-Acceptance Era 

The Party of Pangloss 

Ghost Stories 

Once Upon a Time in America 

Credit Where Credit is Due 

Those who can, teach. 

When Knowledge Exceeds Wisdom 

Living in a Single Dimension

Falling into the Great Divide 

Shakespeare Made Real 

Betsy DeVos gives me hope

Why the Gun Rights People Should Fear the Children 

Happy Mother’s Day

Father’s Day in Perspective

Won’t You Be My Neighbor?

Civility and Its Tragic Death 

Our Peculiar Institution 

This is what we’ve come to.

The Sadness that We Have Become 

Living by the Rule of Caesar 

What We Treasure Most